GCSE General Certificate in Small Person Education

Candidates should attempt to answer all questions.

Whilst answering you must be multitasking, e.g. taking a phone call, driving in rush hour.

Answer immediately, in full sentences, without reference materials, in language appropriate to a small person.  Reveal your working where appropriate.

1.  Will Father Christmas die?  If yes, how will I get my presents.  If no, why?
2.  Are aliens real?
3.  Why don't we fall off the world?
4.  Why don't we feel the world turning?
5.  What's out there, outside the world?
6.  How was the world made?
7.  Why has that woman only got one leg?
8.  How do traffic lights work?
9.  What's heaven?
10. Why do farmer's kill sheep?
11. Why do grown ups stay up?
12. Why can't I have some wine?
13. How does the tooth fairy know to come to my house?
14. Why is the sky red sometimes?
15. How far is it to the moon?
16. Why do we celebrate Christmas?
17. What is a church for?
18.  Who's Jesus
19.  What's god?
20.  Mummy what's a can of worms?

Pick a question and give it your best shot, you'll be doing me, and lots of other parents a big favour.